meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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