The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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