yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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