the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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