we made out on top of his cat.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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