just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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