Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it's like iHOP with fire
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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