Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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