windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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