in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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