Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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