I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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