i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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