I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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