I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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