I look better un-naked...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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