so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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