I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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