No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Randomize
