THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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