I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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