Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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