You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
