If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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