i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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