I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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