OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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