You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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