Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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