I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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