What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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