Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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