i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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