he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Non-Jews are for practice
I cut my penus on the lid.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We talked him into tasing himself.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
