i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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