I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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