with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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