That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
