dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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