I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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