He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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