we're blogging at a bar
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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