Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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