Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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