bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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