I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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