brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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