three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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