Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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