Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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