Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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